Well anyways, this cat decided to go out on an adventure one day, when he was suddenly assulted by a giant ( grasshopper / lizard / strange and definatly extraterrestrial creature).
So, anyways, our friend the cat was forced to defend himself against the grasshopper. Valently he ( whomped his enemy with his handy spatula / beamed his opponent with a nearby pear /passed out and was later revived by a passing monk).
A few days later, our valient protagionist met the king. Seeing that he was a brave and loyal person and that he had whomped his enemy with a handy spatula the king knighted our friend. From that day on, he lived happily ever after, except when we came up with more grueling adventures for him.