Learn to Fly!

Do you want to fly?

Do you want to soar like the birds?

Do you want to be one with the sky

Well now, starting at only $19.95 you, yes you, can sprout wings and fly...

For a limited time only, Go-fly-a-kite.org is now selling the one, the only, the amazing go-fly-a-kite wing powder.
A gentle sprinkling of this marvelous substance will stimulate your natural wing-growing abilities.
Many clients report that after only one use they were already flying alongside albatross and other magestic seabirds.
Of course, if you don't immediatly sprout wings, we reccomend this helpful exercise:

find a nice open field bordered on one side by a tall cliff (it's best if there are sharp rocks at the bottom).
Slowly approach the edge of the cliff (be sure not to approach too quickly)
Stand precariously hanging over the edge of the cliff.
Take a long look down.
- If this part of the activity gives you a sudden fear of heights, go back to bed,
- If not, go on to step 5.
Throw yourself over the edge of the cliff
Fly
or else...

Amazingly, no single person has ever reported this method failing when carried to completion.

Low, Low Prices

Package	Number of doses	Price
starter kit	one	$19.95
Novice flyer kit	five	$97.85
Medium flier kit	fifteen	$250.00
Advanced flier kit	fifty	$755.99
expert flier kit	(none needed)	$1000.99

Happy Customers Include
Jeff Crowland, Il Marty VanStratter, CA

Ima Kook, Tn Ican Flytoo, TX

Imin Love, FL Whatda Yano, MN

Eatin Gud Livin Lurn

Happy Customers Include
Jeff Crowland, Il	Marty VanStratter, CA
Ima Kook, Tn	Ican Flytoo, TX
Imin Love, FL	Whatda Yano, MN
Eatin Gud	Livin Lurn

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Learn To Fly
Last updated April 17, 2003
By Logan: (RadicalnRight@AOL.com)